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10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning — cold.

9. The 10 Commandments would only be 5 - double spaced - and written in LARGE font.

8. New edition every 2 years to limit reselling.

7. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn’t cafeteria food.

6. Paul’s letter to the Romans becomes Paul’s e-mail to abuse@romans.gov.

5. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.

4. The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon.

3. Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.

2. Reason why Moses and followers wandered the desert for 40 years: They didn’t want to ask for directions and look like freshies.

1. Instead of God creating the world in 6 days and resting on the 7th, he would have put it off until the night before it was due and pulled an all-nighter.